Totally Stupid Gifts

A man came home from work one day and gave his wife a dozen yellow roses.

The next day, his wife was hanging clothes in the back yard talking to the neighboring lady over the fence.

"Yesterday", she says, "the ol' man gave me a dozen yellow roses, and now I suppose he expects me to lay on my back with my legs in the air for a week!"

"Why?" replied the (Blonde) neighbour, "don't you have a vase?"