Totally Stupid Gifts

Bob's dog was almost dead, so he rushed him to the vet. They put the dog on the examining table. The vet explained that the dog was dead, but Bob said he wanted a second opinion.

So the vet brought a cat out and the cat smelled the dog ,then looked at the vet and nodded to him that the dog was dead! Then the vet put the cat back and brought out a labrador retriever.

The dog sniffed up and down and then looked at the vet and indicated to him that the dog was indeed dead!!!

The vet said "Okay, Bob, that will be $750."

"My Goodness! Why so much? You didn't do anything!"

The vet replied "$50 is for my exam, $300 for the cat scan and $400 for the lab work!”