Tacks?

A long-widowed man becomes interested in an acquaintance.

In anticipation, he went into a drug store to buy a box of condoms, something he hadn't done in a long time.

He found a box that costs $5.00 and took it up to the counter.

The clerk rang it up and said, "That'll be $5.25."

The guy asks what the extra 25 cents is for and the clerk replies that it's for tax.

Hearing this, the old guy replies, "Tacks ?

Jeeze, We used to just roll them on !"