Corporate Email.

This is a genuine e-mail from the main receptionist from Sun Microsystems at Corporate, and went out to all corporate employees.

To: All Corporate Employees
Subject: Copier!
Date: Thursday, July 24, 1997 12:48PM

PLEASE PLEASE please please please-I am begging - keep any and all paper clips away from the copier!

We have had two service calls in the last few days removing paper clips, staples and a binder clip from the innards of the copier.

PLEASE be really really really really careful around the copier.

Especially the document handler, which seems to suck clits like a vacuum cleaner.

Thanks for your help."