Totally Stupid Gifts

A hooker is standing on her corner when a man approaches her and asks how much a blowjob is. She responds, "$30!"

The man thinks this is a lot, but the hooker claims she has a very special talent: "I can sing the Star Spangled Banner perfectly while I do it," she proudly exclaims.

The man thinks and decides he has to see this, so the hooker takes him up to her room, turns out the light, and gives him the blowjob.

She sings the entire song perfectly, and when she is finished turns the light back on.

"Wow!" says the man. "How'd you do that?"

"Trade secret," she says. "Can't tell you!"

"Please?," he begs.

"Well, OK," she says, where upon she pops out her glass eye, revealing a freshly moistened, eye ball socket!

(Gross) Sorry, should've warned you!