
Van wanted a new TV so he went to a TV shop.
The salesman asked him what he wanted and he said a new TV.
The salesman said I've got the latest thing for you, no remote; all you
do is talk to it, so he asked Van to try.
Van looked at the TV and said, "CNN!" And CNN came onto the screen.
He then said, "Supersport!" And Supersport came on.
Van thought this terrific and asked the salesman, "How much it cost?"
The salesman said, "R.100,000."
Van said, "SHIT!!!" And SABC came on.