Three Rottweilers at the Vets.


Three Rottweilers are in the vets' waiting room and start chatting about why they're in there.

The first one says "I chased the postman and ripped half his leg off so I'm in here to be put down".

The second one says "I savaged my owners baby so I'm in here to be put down as well".

The third one says "As I passed the bathroom my owners wife was bending over the bath naked so I mounted her and gave her a good shagging".

"Oh dear, so you’re getting put down too" said the other two?

"No I'm just here to have my claws trimmed.
 
 

 
 

 

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