Religious One-Liners.

Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."
Joe: "Really?"
Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."
 

What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
"The holy pole is in your hole, so wet your ass and save your soul."

More to follow hopefully.
 
 

 
 

 

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