One Liners - Racist.

Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.

Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Who Said; - Q. 1. We'll fight them on the beaches."
                   A. 1. Winston Churchill
                   Q.2. Who said, "I have a dream."
                   A.2. Martin Luther King
                   Q.3. Who said, "Defeat is OK."
                   A. 3. Nelson Mandela's Chiropodist.


Q. What do you call a beautiful Pakistani woman?
A. Azif

Q. Why did the Romans only build straight roads?
A. To stop Pakistani's building corner shops.

Q. What do you say to a black man in a suit?
A. Will the prisoner please rise.

Paddy and Murphy were walking down the beach, when Paddy says
"Murphy, what would you do if a bird shit on your head?"
Murphy had a long think and then he said;
"Well Paddy if a bird shit on my head ,one things for certain, I wouldn't go out with her again".


The Government asked 100 Scousers if Great Britain should change its currency.

They all said no, they were happy with the giro.