Pinocchio's Girlfriend

Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex.

Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.

Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper on his manhood and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.

A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him,

"How's the girlfriend?"

Pinocchio replied,

"Who needs a girlfriend?" 


 

 

 
 

 

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