The Perfect Day - For Him:

6:00~~Alarm

6:15~~Blow job

6:30~~Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section

7:00~~Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked buxom wench

7:30~~Limo arrives

7:45~~Several whiskeys en-route to airport

9:15~~Flight in personal Lear Jet

9:30~~Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job en-route)

9:45~~Play front nine (2 under)

11:45~~Lunch: pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon

12:15~~Blow job

12:30~~Play back nine (4 under)

2:15~~Limo back to the airport (several whiskeys)

2:30~~Fly to Monte Carlo

3:30~~Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude)

4:30~~Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) on light tackle

5:00~~Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson

6:45~~Shit, shower and shave

7:00~~Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marijuana and porn legalized

7:30~~Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a pair of tits

9:00~~Napoleon brandy and Cohiba cigar in front of wall size TV as you watch international match of the day-England beat Germany 11-0

9:30~~Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies)

11:00~~Massage and jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale

11:30~~A nightcap blowjob

11:45~~In bed alone

11:50~~A 12-second fart which changes note four times and forces the dog to leave the room.
 

 

 
 

 

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