Totally Stupid Gifts

This guy finally buys the motorcycle he's been saving up for. It's used but in good shape. "The only problem", says the previous owner, "is the gas tank leaks when it rains".

So he told him to just smear Vaseline around the tank lid if it rained, to seal it. That night he takes his girl for a ride and she takes him to her parents house for dinner. She warns him that the parents have been fighting all week over who will do the dishes tonight, and decided that the first person to say a word at the dinner table had to do the dishes.

Knowing this, they both decided not to say a word. They finished eating, and he couldn't stand the silence so decided to have some fun. He picked his girl up, set her on the table, and f**ked her right there!

WELL the father about blew his top, but didn't say a word.

So he decides, "I'll really have some fun!". He reaches over, picks up the mother, sets her on the table, and f**ks her in front of everyone.

Ol' pops is about to blow a gasket now, but doesn't say a word. Just then, the dinner guest looks out the window and notices that it's raining. He reaches in his pocket and pulls out the Vaseline; the father stands up and yells, "Okay, I'll do the dishes!!!"