Totally Stupid Gifts

A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker...for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms... He finally stops, gets up and starts to put on his clothes.

The woman is hanging back, huffing and puffing from exhaustion, but says, "Oh that was great! Now I need my money."

The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs. Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living."

The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes. Then the hooker gets up, runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs it to the word "hooker." She hands it to the koala bear and it reads: "HOOKER: person who has sex for money" The koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the door. The hooker reads: "KOALA BEAR: eats bushes and leaves"