Flattening Hamburgers.

A man walks into a diner and orders a hamburger.

As he waits for his food, he notices the cook is flattening the raw patties by placing them under his armpits and squeezing.

He calls the manager over and points out what the cook is doing.

The manager replies, "Oh, that's nothing. You ought to see how he prepares the donuts!"
 
 

 
 

 

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