Totally Stupid Gifts

Gary Glitter and his girlfriend are in Blockbuster to hire a video for the evening.

Mr. Glitter's girlfriend asks him what he wants to watch.

He says "How about we get Aladdin ?"

His girlfriend says........ "Can't we just get a video, you're in enough trouble already."

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Gary Glitter announced from his cell today that after he has served his time he and his family will be jetting off to Florida, USA to start afresh.

He Said "As soon as I get out, I am going to Tampa with the kids"

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Q. What sparkles like a diamond and is small enough to fit in a schoolgirl's ring?
A. Gary Glitter

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Have you heard? Gary Glitter has pulled out of Children In Need...