First Blowjob.

A man walks into a bar, and orders from the bartender, "Shots of Yukon Jack, and keep them coming!"

About 10 minutes later the man has had 10 shots, and says to the bartender, "Enough!" The bartender stops him and asks, "Why are you drinking so much?" The man replies, "First blowjob!"

"Well then," the bartender says, "have one on the house!" "No," the man says, "if the first 10 don't get the taste out of my mouth nothing will!"
 
 

 
 

 

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