We Are The Ethnic Minority

A Pakistani arrives in London.

All excited, he stops the first person he meets. "Good day, Mr. Englishman, thank you to accept me in your nice country, and...

" The person interrupts and says: "I am not English, I'm Spanish."

The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by: "Thank
you Mr. Englishman for to let my family and me stay here..."

Again, he is interrupted before finishing his sentence: "I no be English, I be Turk!"

The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by: "Mr. Englishman, me thank you for hospitality you give..."

"But my friend, don't you see that I am black? I am African, not English."

"But", answers the Pakistani distressed, "Then, where are the English??"

The African looks at his watch and says: "Oh, they don't get off work 'til five o'clock!"