The Essex Girl & the Paddy.

An Essex girl and a paddy are having a drink in a bar and the paddy is wearing a pair of wellies. One of the wellies has an L on it and the other has an R on it.

So bimbette Essex slapper says to paddy: "Oi Geezer, why 'ave u got an L on one wellie and an R on the uvva?"

"Well" says Paddy "oim a bit tick so I have an L ta tell me dat its me left foot and an R to tell its me right foot fa when oi put tem arn"

"Feckin'ell" says bimbette Essex slapper "now I know why ma knickers 'ave got C&A on 'em!!