England Q & A.

Q: Why are English footballers better lovers than French footballers.
A: Because, they are on top for 90 minutes and still manage to come second.

Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog?
A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.

Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.

Q: What's the difference between a packet of sellotape and Phil Neville.
A: One's a glueless kit.

Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2000 commemorative cube painted red, white and blue in honour of the England squad.

But it was a laughing stock and crumbled in the box.