The Seven Dwarfs in Rome

The 7 dwarfs are in Rome visiting the Vatican, when Dopey goes up to the Pope's door and rings the doorbell. The Pope answers the door, and asks: "Dopey my son, what can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope smiles back and answers: "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background the Pope sees a few of the other dwarves giggling. Dopey then asks, "Your holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?"

The Pope then looks at Dopey and answers "No dopey there are no dwarf nuns in Italy."

At this answer half of the other dwarves were laughing openly. Dopey continues: "Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope getting tired of these questions answers: "Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe."

This time, all the dwarves are rolling on the ground laughing.

Dopey raises up and says: "Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in ALL the world?"

The Pope, frustrated by now says: "Dopey there are no dwarf nuns ANYWHERE in the world!"

At this answer the other dwarves start laughing, jumping up and down chanting: "Dopey fucked a penguin! Dopey fucked a penguin!"
 

 

 
 

 

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