What Did Your Dad Do


The Teacher says "Lets discuss what your Fathers do for a living"

Mary Says, "My Dad is a Lawyer. He puts bad guys in jail."

Jack says, "My Dad is a doctor. He makes sick people better."

The Teacher says to little Johnny, "Johnny, what does your Dad do?"

Johnny says, "My Dad is dead."

The Teacher says, "I'm sorry to hear that. But what did he do before he died?"

Johnny says, "He turned blue and shit on the carpet."