Totally Stupid Gifts

Two guys were driving in the woods when their car broke down.

They decided to go in separate directions and try to find help.

After a day the two men met back up with each other and told their stories.

The first man said that when he went his way there was a beautiful town with beer flowing over the waterfalls, beautiful women and plentiful food throughout the whole place.

He said he had a great time.

The second man started to tell his story.

He tells of walking and there was nothing but a train track.

He followed it among the brush weeds and everything else and kept walking until he found a woman tied to the tracks.

He said he untied the woman and started to have sex with her.

He said it was the best sex he had ever had. It went on for hours.

The other man asked, "Did she give you head?"

The second man replied, "I couldn't find her head."