Beckham Q & A.

Q: What do you do if David Beckham throws a pin at you?
A: Run for your life ... he's got a grenade in his mouth.

Q: What would David Beckham's name be if he were a Spice Girl ?
A: Waste of Spice.

Q: What would England achieve with 11 David Beckhams?
A: An average IQ.

Q: What is the difference between David Beckham and a supermarket trolley ?
A: A supermarket trolley has got a mind of its own.