Aussie Love Poem.

Of Course I Love Ya Darling
You're A Bloody Top Notch Bird
And When I Say You're Gorgeous


I Mean Every Single Word
So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side
I Don't Mind A Bit Of Flab
It Means That When I'm Ready
There's Somethin There To Grab
So Your Belly Isn't Flat No More
I Tell Ya, I Don't Care
So Long As When I Cuddle Ya
I Can Get Me Arms Round There


No Sheila Who's At Your Age
Has Nice Round Perky Breasts
They Just Gave Into Gravity
But I Know Ya Did Ya Best
I'm Tellin Ya The Truth Now
'Cos I Never Tell Ya Lies
I Think Its Very Sexy
That You've Got Dimples On Ya Thighs
I Swear Upon Me Nannas Grave


The Moment That We Met
I Thought U Was As Good As I Was Ever Gonna Get
No Matter Wot U Look Like


I'll Always Love Ya Dear
Now Shut Up While The Footy's On

And Get Me Another Beer!
 

 

 
 

 

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