Totally Stupid Gifts
Assicons.
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented
by :-) and :-( respectively.
Well, how about some "assicons"?
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_^^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^^o_) a wise ass
(_E=3Dmc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
oo*"""**oo.oo*""*oo..
oo*" "*o.o*" "*o.
o" 'o" "o
o o *o
.o o 'o
o o
o.
o
o o
o
\o/ o
o
--0-- o
o.
/o\ o
o
o o
o o
o
o o oo
oo o oo
oo. oo oo
'ooo. .oo. ooo
o ""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,oo"o
o. """""" oo """"" .o
'o oo o'
o oo o
'o o o*
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
You have been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour and you
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This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out, you won't have
bad luck. (But who wouldn't want to e-Moon a friend?)
Happy e-mooning!!!
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