Adam & Eve.

ONE DAY, GOD SAID TO ADAM AS THEY WERE WALKING IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN, "IT IS TIME TO POPULATE THE EARTH. ADAM YOU CAN START KISSING EVE."

"WHAT IS A KISS?" ASKED ADAM.  GOD EXPLAINED AND ADAM TOOK EVE BEHIND A BUSH AND KISSED HER.

RETURNNG WITH A SMILE HE SAID "LORD, THAT WAS GREAT, WHAT'S NEXT?"
"NOW YOU MUST CARESS EVE." GOD EXPLAINED AND ADAM TOOK EVE BEHND THE BUSH.

AGAIN HE RETURNED WITH A BIG GRIN "LORD THAT WAS EVEN BETTER THAN THE KISS WHAT'S NEXT?"

"HERE IS WHAT GETS THE DEED DONE.  NOW YOU HAVE TO MAKE LOVE TO EVE."

"WHAT IS MAKING LOVE?" ASKED ADAM.  GOD EXPLAINED AND THEN ADAM TOOK EVE BEHIND THE BUSH.

A FEW SECONDS LATER ADAM RETURNED AND ASKED, "LORD WHAT IS A HEADACHE?"
 
 

 
 

 

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