Computer Acronyms.

AOL - Always Off Line.
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing.
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity.
SCSI - System Can't See It.
DOS - Defective Operating System.
BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control.
IBM - I Blame Microsoft.
DEC - Do Expect Cuts.
CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly.
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW - World Wide Wait.
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Maths.
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language.
AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction.
LISP - Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis.
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed.
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Them.
 

 

 
 

 

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