
Stuff the car ashtrays with Kleenex.
Keep your embarrassing love letters.
Point out the streaks on the glasses you’ve washed up.
Try to make you eat healthier food.
Read magazine articles which suggest your libido is seriously below average.
Treat Plants like children.
Want to get engaged.
Say “Don’t you think you’ve had enough to drink?”
Drag you to the sales.
Wonder why you need to go to the pub when there’s plenty of beer in the fridge.
Comment on the state of the ceiling.
Crash your car.