Eleven Things You Never Hear a Woman Say

Do you think this dress makes me look too slim?

You take me out too much, can’t we just stay in?

A fake one will do

You look stressed out, let me give you a blowjob

Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it

That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body

My mother is a real old bitch

No, No, you buy me too much already

Give it to me hard up the arse, big boy; you know I love it

What headache

Put your money away, let me buy the round