What we Offer

Here at Totally Stupid Gifts, we have a range of totally off the wall gift ideas for those that you love, or even those that you don't.

Rocking Horse Shit

So you thought that Rocking Horse Shit was rare!

Well it is comparatively rare, but we have small quantities available for sale at a modest price

 
Rocking Horse Shit

 

approx 25 grams of genuine Rocking Horse Shit, packaged in a polythene bag

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Hen's Teeth

Another rarity. You don't see many of these around either!

We have managed to source a regular supply of these, but stocks are limited.

 
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About 25 sets of Hen's teeth, packaged in a polythene bag

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Bag of NOTHING!

That's right; TotallyStupidGifts presents the completely unique Bag of NOTHING!

Watch with delight as your friends experience the feeling of receiving Absolutely NOTHING!

 
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Absolutely NOTHING, packaged in a polythene bag

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The Self Emptying Motorbike Ashtray

Introducing every Biker's dream; the Motorbike Ashtray! Easy Installation; simply screww it to the top of your petrol tank. The Motorbike Ashtray empties itself as you ride!

Comes complete with Do It Yourself fitting instructions, including drilling template and self tapping screws.

 
Photo to Follow: Self Emptying Motorbike Ashtray

 

Motorbike Ashtray, DIY fitting Instructions, Drilling Template and Self Tapping screws, packaged in a polythene bag

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